I’m a level seven muff guesser.
The Dobler
How did the hipster burn his mouth? He started eating the pizza long before it was cool.
Someone named Mark McCorkell (via BoingBoing).
hungoverowls:

“What…what am I tasting right now? This is not a taste meant for mouths.”

hungoverowls:

“What…what am I tasting right now? This is not a taste meant for mouths.”

(Source: neopets.com)

Macrophotography. Never not cool. (Litotes though, debatable.) 
This is a pineapple leaf. (!) See more food images here.

Macrophotography. Never not cool. (Litotes though, debatable.) 

This is a pineapple leaf. (!) See more food images here.

Scrapple!

Maybe when you’re in Delaware you eat this for breakfast. NBD.

Word game!

noun. A disorder of structure or function in a human, animal, or plant, especially one that produces specific symptoms or that affects a specific location and is not simply a direct result of physical injury.

Now, this is the definition of what word?

If you guessed disease, you are correct. Also, if you liked this test of your word recognition skills, play the Knoword game here.

themonkeysyouordered:

070917

You’d better go in your room — some shit’s about to go down.